Riddle Me This! The Riddle Page!

(This is from the IncrediBots forums)
Riddle Me This (Rmt) is where you post your best riddles! It can be hard riddles:
Two Guards are guarding their barracks. One is facing north, the other, south. One says “Why are you smiling?” How did one of the guards know the other was smiling? Answered: The guards are facing towards each other.
They could be funny riddles:
Guess the punchline!
Judge: “Order! Order in the court!”
Prisoner says what?
Answered: “Can I have a hamburger with fries please?”
It could be any riddle you can think about! So go ahead! Throw some riddles out there!
Rules:
1.Obey forum rules.
2.No stealing riddles unless it became forgotten. Post “Revived” if you revive it.
3.Have fun.
How to answer:
1.Quote the person’s question.
2.Say ____'s question is _______, and my answer is _____.
3. Come up with a unique way of answering the question.
4.First to post correctly gets the credit, unless otherwise stated.
How to say correct!:
1.Post.
2.Edit your post: Answered by ____
3.Find a unique way of answering.

Everyone get it? Good.

What gets wetter as it dries?

What comes twice in a week but once in a year?

What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?

It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?

  1. towel
  2. an “E”
  3. Throw it at a wall
    4.an “E”

you mixed yours up. 2 is E and 3 is wall

Letter E

How about some challenging ones huh?

What is-
-Better than god
-Worse then the devil
-The poor people don’t have it
-Rich people don’t need it
-If you eat it, you will die

Nothing

A toilet seat.

nothing is better than God.

Here’s a riddle that ALBERT EINSTEIN came up with, claiming that only 2% of all intelligent people would be able to solve it. I solved it myself, actually. It isn’t too hard. Let’s see how well you guys do.

[i]1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

  1. The Brit lives in a red house.
  2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
  3. The Dane drinks tea.
  4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
  5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
  6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
  7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
  8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
  9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
  10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
  11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
  12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
  13. The German smokes Prince.
  14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
  15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.
    [/i]

That’s in game form on kongregate. I beat it, its easy

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What comes twice in a week and once in a year?
The letter E!
SPOILER!

Okay, that’s it, I’m dying from laughter on Anthony’s reply.

Alright, here’s one.

So, it was Friday, a cowboy walks into town on his horse. Two days later, he leaves on Friday, how did he do it?

wait he was walking on his horse! HAX!

Friday is the name of his horse

You guys have lame riddles.
Here’s a real one.

So a man is lying dead on the ground near a rock. The questions are:

Who is he?
How did he get there?
How did he die?

Yayah!

The dead man is Superman. The rock is Kryptonite. Someone fill in the rest.

Here’s another one.
A man tells his boss not to fly to America.
The boss does however and
when he returns, he fires the man.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I’ll pop.
If you look at me, you’ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

No

Damn… thought that would be a bit harder for you…