This is another game I stole from the forum.
Each person makes a wish. The next poster grants their wish in a humorous way so they get something completely different from what they actually wanted (but without changing the wish itself). Once you have corrupted a wish, post a new one. If you thought of a good corruption for a prior wish, you can also post that.
Examples:
I wish I never had to work again.
Granted. You’re serving twenty life sentences for crimes you didn’t commit.
I wish I had a million quid.
Granted; your entire family and friends were killed, and this is their life insurance.
I’ll begin:
I wish people will like this game.
(Em you didn’t answer that correctly.)
Granted, but you also turn into a pigeon.
I wish I could live forever.
ggfchl
(_gg)
October 8, 2012, 5:30pm
#4
unless you turn into a god or godess?
I wish I had the fanciest car
(Not correctly either, you have to turn it into something different and unpleasant.)
Granted, but it is so fancy someone assaults you and steals it.
I wish more people posted here.
(My gosh)
Granted, but your made it coming tru!
I wish there is a Notessimo Sampler.
(Can any play this game correctly?)
Granted, but it only samples animal noises.
I wish I was famous.
cartrox01
(Reversed Reference)
October 8, 2012, 7:18pm
#8
Granted, but everybody hates you.
I wish i could finish this sentenc…
(Finally someone who answered correctly!)
But you finish it by putting in a full stop.
I wish I had ten arms!
cartrox01
(Reversed Reference)
October 8, 2012, 7:56pm
#10
Granted, but they strangled you.
I wish I was a good artist.
Granted, but whatever you draw comes to life and attacks you.
I wish I could make something amazing without putting in any effort.
Granted, but you become addicted to all the fame and become a horrible self-centred person.
I wish I could travel to any place instantaneously.
Ace1257
(Antonim)
October 8, 2012, 10:27pm
#13
Granted, but your body cannot handle the particle distortion and you age quicker than the average human.
I wish I could travel back in time.
Nuselline
(Nuse)
October 8, 2012, 10:37pm
#14
Granted, but you cause a paradox and the universe implodes.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Kamarai1
(Kamarai)
October 8, 2012, 10:38pm
#15
Granted, you’re metal mario now. Have fun getting back up.
I wish I was in a video game.
Granted, but the memory card has a glitch and you are erased from the game.
I wish my sock was a little bit darker.
Nuselline
(Nuse)
October 8, 2012, 11:08pm
#17
Granted, but you have no matching little bit darker socks and have to wear an odd pair.
I wish I could speak every language.
Ace1257
(Antonim)
October 8, 2012, 11:10pm
#18
Granted, but you are seen as a threat to the entire world.
I wish I could make my own homemade costume.
Nuselline
(Nuse)
October 8, 2012, 11:12pm
#19
Granted, but it is ugly.
I wish I could help orphans in need.
Granted, but you own the orphange and all your millions of dollars (from being famous, see post #7 + 8) go down the toilet because of the orphans (I probably answered wrong)
I wish i had a featured song on this site.