Song Lyrics as Typed By a Redneck

The sister thread to Song Lyrics as Typed By a Hacker, Its the Redneck version! YAAAAY!
Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men
Hey! Fry mah hide! Hey! Fry mah hide! Hey! Fry mah hide!
ah doesn’t like walkin’ aroun’ this hyar old an’ emppy house
So hold mah han’, I’ll walk wif yo’, mah dear
Th’ stairs creak as ah sleep, it’s keepin’ me awake
It’s th’ house tellyng yo’ t’close yer eyes

Some days ah cain’t even dress mahse’f
It’s killin’ me t’see yo’ this hyar way

On account o’ though th’ truth may vary
This hyar ship will carry
Our bodies safe t’sho’e

Hey! Fry mah hide! Hey! Fry mah hide! Hey! Fry mah hide!
Thar’s an old voice in mah haid thass holdin’ me back
Wal tell her thet ah miss our li’l talks
Soon it will all be on over, an’ buried wif our past
We used t’play outside when we were yo’ng
An’ full of life an’ full of love

Some days ah doesn’t knows if ah’s wrong o’ right
Yer mind is playin’ tricks on yo’ mah dear

On account o’ though th’ truth may vary
This hyar ship will carry
Our bodies safe t’sho’e

Hey! Fry mah hide!
Don’t lissen t’a wo’d ah say
Hey! Fry mah hide!
Th’ screams all soun’ th’ same
Hey! Fry mah hide!

On account o’ though th’ truth may vary
This hyar ship will carry
Our bodies safe t’sho’e

Yer gone, gone, gone away
ah watched yo’ disappear
All thass lef’ is a ghost of yo’
Now we is to’n, to’n, to’n apart
Thar’s nothin’ we kin do
Jest let me go, we’ll meet agin soon
Now wait, wait, wait fo’ me
Please hang aroun’
I’ll see yo’ when ah fall asleep

Hey! Fry mah hide!
Don’t lissen t’a wo’d ah say
Hey! Fry mah hide!
Th’ screams all soun’ th’ same
Hey! Fry mah hide!

On account o’ though th’ truth may vary
This hyar ship will carry
Our bodies safe t’sho’e

Don’t lissen t’a wo’d ah say
Hey! Fry mah hide!
Th’ screams all soun’ th’ same
Hey! Fry mah hide!

On account o’ though th’ truth may vary
This hyar ship will carry
Our bodies safe t’sho’e

On account o’ though th’ truth may vary
This hyar ship will carry
Our bodies safe t’sho’e

On account o’ though th’ truth may vary
This hyar ship will carry
Our bodies safe t’sho’e

Um… Isn’t that a little racist…?

There is no such thing as racism everyone should be equally made fun of and called… uhh…
Ya’ll is stupid…
I put 'dem ‘P’
In… cupid…
I’ll blow up yer face with ma shotgun.