Make me laugh!

Le funny thread.

Okay, guys. It’s time to get serious. puts on clown wig DEAD SERIOUS.

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Joobity jibbles.

Why do elephants have trunks?
no glove departments.

I was up all night wondering where the sun went after it set. Then it dawned on me.

My husband’s so dumb, when the TV broke down, he went into the other room and watched the radio.

Ted: I just spilled beer all over the stove.
Pasty: Oh great. Foam on the Range.

Customer: I would like some coffee.
waiter: How would you like it?
Customer: In a cup!

Neighbor #1: Last night I had a dream that I saw something on your front lawn that made me very happy.
Neighbor #2: What was it?
Neighbor #1: A “For Sale” sign

Did you hear the one about the atom?
it was so Bohr-ing

FROM THE JOKES TOPIC

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WHAT DID THE CAT SAY TO THE TREE

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MEOW

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I don’t get it.

Me neither. :\

How long does it take for hatsune miku to comb her hair?

Give up?

Click to expand

she doesn’t exist.

15 minutes*

The engineer is a pie!

nou

Can we keep this thread running please…?

Yo mama’s so fat when she tried to go to McDonald’s, she tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy’s.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she went to the dentist for a blue tooth.

  1. Yo Mama’s so ugly that when she was put into a room with Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary screamed herself to death.

  2. According to my friend when you lose yourself, you don’t know where you are and you turn invisible and you can’t find yourself(think about it) and when you find yourself you turn back to normal. Just think about it.

Your mum’s so fat she has two watches because she’s in two different timezones

ooooooooooOOOOOOOHHHHhhhh…!

When I look fear into the eye, I say," Hello Fear, nice to meet you." And Fear says," I will put fear in your left pinky!"

Notessimo is Funny.

If you make funny experiments, yes than its quite funny.

Guaranteed laughter!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEqhzMVWYtk

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