The Scenario Game!

TPBY is stuck in a scenario that YOU make up! What will you do?

Example

Person 1: You’re locked in a jail cell.
Person 2: Dig out with a spoon.
You’re on a makeshift raft surrounded by sharks.
Person 3: Try to outswim the sharks.
You have just bought a new purse, but some bastard stole it from you moments after you walked out of the shop.
Person 4: Chase after the bastard who stole my purse.
etc. etc. etc.

Alright, let’s do this for real.

You’re stranded on an island with little vegetation surrounded by shark-infested waters.

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Wave to a helicopter to help you out!

Is it like DYJHIW…?

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Like a situation underneath?

The Elevator broke down on the 13th floor.

take the telephone to call for help.

you are in the middle of nowhere. Your arm is stuck under a large rock and cant move. what do you do?

Try to move the large rock off with my legs.

Verbist, you’re supposed to make up your own scenario after responding to the scenario above you. Observe:

You’re on an airplane that’s about to crash in less than a minute!

Break a window with your bear fist to suck all the passengers including you, through the window

(you’ll still die though… and the plane will crash…)

mmm…

You are now hostage to a pirate ship, but the pirates aren’t very smart. (find a way to outsmart the pirates)

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You’re in the middle of the desert with no water or food. There is a cactus nearby.

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Ram your head into the cactus until you become hallucinated into a world of milkshakes and hot-dogs.

the clock is broken, your need batteries to get it working again.

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you take batteries from another clock to fix that one.

you arrive back home (let’s say USA) from a trip to China.you accidentally left something very important there. what do you do?

Buy a new very important item.

Your pet is hungry for its favorite food, but you ran out. If you don’t feed it something soon, you may be its next meal.

Eat the pet.

The local bank has been robbed, everyone has been accusing you, what do you do?

Give the money back you took.

You find a person living in the back of your car, what d’ya do?

buy a new car.

you are on the titanic as it is about to hit the Iceberg. what do you do?

Telephone for help & run to the lifeboat

You are lost in a maze and you wanna get out of there, What do you do?

Retrace my steps to where I first walked in.

You want to make yourself a smoothie, but your blender is broken.

Smash your face against the smoothie ingredients. Then put the remains in a glass.

DRINK UP!

You lost your left shoe, what do you do?

lose your right shoe. GO BAREFOOT!

there is a panther, puma, and mountain lion and you only have one bullet. what do you do?

Beat them with the gun.

you burnt you finger and you’re out of bandages, what do you do?

Duct tape solves everything.

You’re a few hours away from boarding your vacation flight when it is suddenly hijacked.