“When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.” (My favorite)
“I chose the road less traveled…now where the hell am I?”
“Sex is not the answer, sex is the question. Yes is the answer.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, deny you were trying at all.”
I don’t know who said/made these, so I’ll take the credit lmfao
one of my wrestling coaches once said," If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’!"
someone once asked me," Sir. What’s the difference between mesquite chicken and mesquite turkey?"
I’m Dr. Rockso, the Rock and Roll Clown! I do cocaine!
Well, there’s only two things to do in a blackout: get drunk… one thing to do.
No. I haves music dyslex-kia. You know that. I… don’t wish to talk about it.
Aww! Blood puke! Good song title, someone write that - oh, that’s right we already wrote that. Good song though! And many more.
It’s only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hilarious. - Dunno who said it
There’s three things we’re all gonna share. We’re all gonna lie, we’re all gonna cry…and we’re all gonna take painful shits. - Dane Cook
Got nothing to do…chuck a midget - from the TV show: Wild World of Spike
Now my sonny boy, drugs… They aren’t the answer… Oh no, they are the question. And do you know what the answer is? The answer is yes - ddpacker’s twist on what KdIuLdLeA said…
Odds are you won’t get this unless you OFTEN play Amped 3…
My Freind asks me while we’re playing Amped 3: Why is it that all you do is bunny hop and do kookspins, that’s so cheap?
Me: Why is it that you ask so many questions?
My Freind: Why is it that we actually play this stupid game?
Me: Again, why do you always ask questions.
My Freind: Because we’ve been playing this damn game for 3 hours, I think we need some time to reflect!!